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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

I'm very sick. 72 years old. I thinking I'm losing my mind. My dead friend told me it's going to be okay. I could feel him. There is more…I don't know what but more.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

No way

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Thumbs down again.

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Next, they tried...

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?

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